Ken Towery's can go straight to hell....

This post will only apply to those of us who live in the Kentuckiana area, but the principle can be applied to all places. All places, that is, that have shit face motherfuckers who operate auto service centers that rip people off on a daily basis. I was over in Indiana paying my car payment, and when I returned to my vehicle it would not start. I called up Ken Towery's and explained exactly what I was experiencing with my car and asked how much it would be to bring it in and diagnose the problem. $20 bucks! WOW! What a good deal. So I paid the $40 to have it towed. After my car was towed to their parking lot, they then explained it would actually be $80 to tell me exactly what was wrong with my car. Later that day one of the bastards that works there called and informed me that my fuel pump was bad and it would be $1000 to fix. He explained that it was $550 just for the part. I am not sure if most people know this, but you can buy damn near every part for your car at Auto Zone. I called auto zone and they informed me it was actually $330 for the part. I then used the following formula to figure out how full of shit this place was.

(Actual Cost of Part)/(Lied to Cost of Part) = Percent Full of Shit

or ACP / LCP - PFS.

In this case I determined that Ken Towery's was 60% full of shit. It only takes 35% to get into hell.

I suggest others utilize this formula when dealing with mechanics.

Long story short I had my car towed to a reliable mechanic and he fixed my car for about half the cost. I will have a new post shortly about him and his auto shop so those who live here in town can send business his way.

Ken Towery's: you are evil! I hope you enjoy working on the Satanmobile while you are living with satan in hell!