Monday, February 26, 2007

Conversation with my Mom.

ME: "I went and checked out the Louisville Athletic Club (LAC) today during lunch. They have a cardio theater! It is just like a movie theater except there are cardio machines where the chairs would be. I think I will join. The place is SWEET!"

MOM: "I think that for someone your age it is perfectly o.k. to say "SWEET". But, for someone my age it wouldn't sound right."

ME: "People my age don't really even say SWEET anymore."

MOM: "What do they say?"

ME: "Dope"

MOM: "Dope? What do you mean Dope?"

ME: "I would say, The Louisville Athletic Club is dope"

MOM: "Dope like drugs?"

ME: "It is probably derived from that but it has nothing to do with drugs."

MOM: "I don't think I could say sweet or dope."

ME: "I want you to use both SWEET and DOPE tomorrow at work in the correct context and see what happens."

MOM: "HAHAHA. HEHEHE. AHA, AHA." (Someday I will record my moms laugh and let you all get a good listen. I assure you it is a wide array of noises.)

ME: "I am Leaving."

MOM: "Do you want to play bowling on your birthday?"

ME: "Play Bowling? I think you can just say Bowling."

MOM: "HAHAHA. HEHE. UH-HAH. HEHE."

Sometimes I lock my mom in the pantry and imitate her laugh until she sits on the floor of the pantry from laughing too hard.

The End.

9 Comments:

Blogger fooiemcgoo said...

your mom is dope.

10:30 AM  
Anonymous cow da don said...

that was both sweet and dope with a lil nice on the side

3:42 PM  
Blogger ThatWomanInNewAlbany said...

I am sitting here reading this and dying laughing.

Note to fooiemcgoo: I am not dope ... I am SWEET! (there you go, Brad)

BTW ... BRADLEY MICHAEL BECK'S birthday is Thursday, March 1st. Does anyone know how old he is? BEN SCHY'S BIRTHDAY is also Thursday, March 1st. You would think they are the same age!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BOYS!

4:19 PM  
Blogger Blitz Krieg said...

That post was saweeeeeet!

12:10 PM  
Blogger Tara said...

Happy Birthday Brad!

12:47 PM  
Blogger Sassmouth said...

Happy birthday. Sorry we didn't go to that concert. We'll do something sweet sometime soon.

I still say sweet a lot.

11:48 AM  
Blogger Bean said...

NOOOICE!

2:30 PM  
Blogger fooiemcgoo said...

Post something new or I will destroy you.

9:05 AM  
Blogger fooiemcgoo said...

I am sooooo tired of the same horseshit blog on here. post something new or I will annihilate you.

12:49 PM  

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