Conversation with my Mom.
ME: "I went and checked out the Louisville Athletic Club (LAC) today during lunch. They have a cardio theater! It is just like a movie theater except there are cardio machines where the chairs would be. I think I will join. The place is SWEET!"
MOM: "I think that for someone your age it is perfectly o.k. to say "SWEET". But, for someone my age it wouldn't sound right."
ME: "People my age don't really even say SWEET anymore."
MOM: "What do they say?"
ME: "Dope"
MOM: "Dope? What do you mean Dope?"
ME: "I would say, The Louisville Athletic Club is dope"
MOM: "Dope like drugs?"
ME: "It is probably derived from that but it has nothing to do with drugs."
MOM: "I don't think I could say sweet or dope."
ME: "I want you to use both SWEET and DOPE tomorrow at work in the correct context and see what happens."
MOM: "HAHAHA. HEHEHE. AHA, AHA." (Someday I will record my moms laugh and let you all get a good listen. I assure you it is a wide array of noises.)
ME: "I am Leaving."
MOM: "Do you want to play bowling on your birthday?"
ME: "Play Bowling? I think you can just say Bowling."
MOM: "HAHAHA. HEHE. UH-HAH. HEHE."
Sometimes I lock my mom in the pantry and imitate her laugh until she sits on the floor of the pantry from laughing too hard.
The End.
MOM: "I think that for someone your age it is perfectly o.k. to say "SWEET". But, for someone my age it wouldn't sound right."
ME: "People my age don't really even say SWEET anymore."
MOM: "What do they say?"
ME: "Dope"
MOM: "Dope? What do you mean Dope?"
ME: "I would say, The Louisville Athletic Club is dope"
MOM: "Dope like drugs?"
ME: "It is probably derived from that but it has nothing to do with drugs."
MOM: "I don't think I could say sweet or dope."
ME: "I want you to use both SWEET and DOPE tomorrow at work in the correct context and see what happens."
MOM: "HAHAHA. HEHEHE. AHA, AHA." (Someday I will record my moms laugh and let you all get a good listen. I assure you it is a wide array of noises.)
ME: "I am Leaving."
MOM: "Do you want to play bowling on your birthday?"
ME: "Play Bowling? I think you can just say Bowling."
MOM: "HAHAHA. HEHE. UH-HAH. HEHE."
Sometimes I lock my mom in the pantry and imitate her laugh until she sits on the floor of the pantry from laughing too hard.
The End.
posted by Bleach at 11:26 PM
8 Comments:
your mom is dope.
that was both sweet and dope with a lil nice on the side
That post was saweeeeeet!
Happy Birthday Brad!
Happy birthday. Sorry we didn't go to that concert. We'll do something sweet sometime soon.
I still say sweet a lot.
NOOOICE!
Post something new or I will destroy you.
I am sooooo tired of the same horseshit blog on here. post something new or I will annihilate you.
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