Thursday, April 06, 2006

Twilight Zone

I am house sitting for a friend of my moms in LaGrange KY. I have been there since last Friday, so i have made the drive back and fourth to Louisville about 10 times now. This morning, on my way to work something odd happened. I started out from the house and was heading for the expressway to Louisville. I turned out of their road and was riding down street "a" (see picture). I then turned onto street "B". It is normally a 10 minute drive from their to the expressway. After about 20 minutes I realized that something was amiss. I decided that I must have turned right instead of left onto street "B", so i turned around. I drove for about 15 minutes and realized I was nowhere near where I was supposed to be. I pulled over and asked for directions and they led me back to the expressway. On this diagram the red dot is where I asked for directions and the blue dot is where I started. I have no idea how I ended up where I did, but I have some theories.





Theory 1:

Aliens:

I believe I was abducted somwhere on street A. They obviously took me because I am in the top 5% of IQ's in LaGrange, KY. They then performed many tests on me and asked me how much I knew about horse farming. I told them I was just housesitting in this town and knew nothing of Horse Farming. They then took me back in time 20 minutes and set me down in the wrong place.



Theory 2:

Worm Hole. I believe that I entered a worm hole somehwere along street "A". This would make sense because I have seen a lot of worms on this road.

Theory 3:

I got lost. This is the most farfetched theory. borderline impossible.


Have a good day. By the way, the DEA interview is a go. I will keep you posted

3 Comments:

Blogger Bean said...

ELL
OH
ELL!

2:45 PM  
Anonymous baltimore said...

interdimensonal portals bitches!

9:17 PM  
Blogger fooiemcgoo said...

I think John Titor is responsible.

3:03 PM  

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